dad:: shelby you need to stop eating those jelly beans!
me:: but dad i'm just channeling my inner 'tum-tum' from 3 ninjas.
he gave me a blank stare & then proceeded to tell me all the sugar i was consuming.
dad:: shelby elyse what did i tell you about those jelly beans.
me:: uncontrollable laughter.
dad:: see im gunna set a good example and eat a yogurt. its fat free
me:: dad actually these are fat free too! see!
dad:: those are also full of sugar....
me:: your yogurt has sugar. how many grams?
me:: woah mine has 26 misewell eat the jelly beans dad.
i love him. so much. and yes. i did eat more jelly beans. so yummy.